iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6

Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else

iPhone user: I just like this pho-

Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*


(Source: hdfherh34t34, via toilethernia)

normal girls: my lips are swollen from kissing my boyfriend too much

me: my lips are swollen from playing at a football game and then at a competition in the cold and loud and fortissimo and askfhas